What are some great short jokes?

Read also:

• What melts your heart every time without fail?
• What the ‘Revenge Tax’ Is in the Tax Bill—and How It Could Pummel the Dollar - Barron's
• I've played The Outer Worlds 2, and this Xbox RPG seriously improves on its predecessor in one big way - Windows Central
• New paper pushes back on Apple’s LLM ‘reasoning collapse’ study - 9to5Mac
• Why is the UK facing a long-running housing crisis that experts say will take more than a decade to fix?
• 7-Day High-Protein Diabetes-Friendly Meal Plan to Help Build Muscle, Created by a Dietitian - EatingWell
• What life lesson did you learn the hard way?
• How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?
• Kuorans, what is your January Spotify wrapped?
• Why are so many Communist Chinese on Quora despite it being illegal for Chinese citizens to use Quora?